Last night, Molly introduced me to my new favorite Harry Potter reincarnation: A Very Potter Musical. College students and recent grads reassembled all seven books into one hysterical musical. Voldemort is Quirrell's gay lover (IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE). Draco casually drapes himself over objects whenever possible and is obsessed with Pigfarts, a wizarding school on Mars run by Rumbleroar. Harry is a guitar-playing douchebag who makes his friends do everything for him. There is so much gender-bending and homoeroticism, I can't begin to explain. Sample the glory:
And now go watch all 3 hours. DOOOOO IIIIIT!