Portland got 2 consecutive days of sun this week and so we have entered the magical, annual sprouting phase, where every patch of earth suddenly explodes in bright fresh, SATURATED green things. It's lovely!
The Periscope whiteboard is infamous for sprouting horrors, but this is the worst one yet:
I'll let that sink in for a moment.
I am kind of hoping this will become an insert-able rage face, but I'm afraid its short/fatness makes it difficult to impose over photos. This is the best I could do, and it's awful:
Feel free to try your own. Tomorrow, if I remember, I'll take a photo of what's falling into its mouth on the whiteboard.